Met Gala 2013 Looks

Help me understand...

I will admit that I had originally planned an outfit post for today, but after seeing what went on at the Met Gala last night, I simply could not resist weighing in on those ensembles. Now, this blog is a fairly positive place where the only people we make fun of are usually ourselves, but I have to be real here. Some of the looks from the Met Gala were so so good and some were SO SO BAD! Here are my favorites from each category:


While I am not normally an Anne Hathaway fan, I cannot help but love this look.
She embraced the theme and looks flawless.

I admit this isn't really as much punk rock as it is The Fifth Element but I cannot argue with how awesome she looks.

Okay, I get it, this is weird. But it's also pretty cool and she pulls it off like a boss.
All hail the Ice Queen.

Another Ice Queen. Well done Rooney, well done.

The punk rock girlfriend look, I support that. 


Sorry Taylor but this is a snooze. She didn't take it far enough.

What part about the punk theme was confusing to you? 

Sorry Brad, this is a zzzzz.


No but seriously, WHY?!

For someone who claims to be punk, this is so lame. And skanky. There, I said it.

You got invited to a BALL and you wore PAJAMAS?!
I hope Marc and Sofia were turned away at the door.

It's like, I want to like it, but I just can't.

Oh I see Poison Ivy is back in the house.

The frump police called for you Upton and I see you answered the call.

 I have no words. All I can do is shake my head and laugh.


  1. Hilarious post! I completely agree: Kate, Anne & Miranda were my favorites too! Edgy yet still elegant. Love that you were so honest, it was so funny to read along!


  2. Loved Anne! Which is odd because normally I do not like her. My boyfriend works for Topshop so I'm glad all the ladies wearing Topshop looked great--especially Nicole and Julianne Hough.

    Hated Kate Upton. And Kim, really? Why do you do this to yourself? And you cant tell me there wasnt 1 person in her entourage that didnt say "hey, maybe that's not the best choice."

  3. Is it weird that I kind of like Ash Olsen's frock? hahahaha

  4. Nicole Richie all the way. And, I'll take Kate Upton's dress for my knockerless self ;)

  5. This recap makes me so happy. Anne killed it. I may or may not have interrupted my friend while she was still in the shower last night with "I HAVE NEWS. Anne Hathaway is BLONDE."

    Fab recap, entertaining as always.

  6. Marc Jacobs tortures a young designer. He's been stealing her designes for 5 years. He fooled her with love and keeps her in psycho terror. She is called Angel Barta. Read the story with evidences on: :

  7. haha loved your review. Also not to add more hate on gwenyth, but her hot pink revival was awful. As was heidi klum's bad bridal dress.


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